Words of Wisdom?

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Words of Wisdom?

The original author is unknown to me...
My Mom got this from a friend and sent me a copy 8/21/02 

 

Every teenager should get a high school education.
Even if they already know everything.
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction.
I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
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If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table
and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant.
Every table had an argument going.
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Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days
no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.
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According to a recent survey,
men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes.
And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
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Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
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I'm not 40-something. I'm 39.95, plus shipping and handling.
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In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a campfire?
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Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an
appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

 

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Pray like there's "No Tomorrow"; because One day it will have been true.

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